Liverpool Tourist Information.

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Until a few years ago you could buy a terrace house in Liverpool and have enough change from a fiver to buy cod, chips and gravey. Times are changing though and Liverpool is starting to lose its reputation as a drug infested dump where people will kill you for your shoes.

Supposidly the 'City of culture', more like the 'City of smack'. If smoking Heroin is your thing, Liverpool could well be worth a visit. Beware - all the locals talk funny and you will probably have trouble engaging in even basic conversation. Dressing in an old shellsuit and dirty white reebok classics will help you blend in. 'Gotta cig, gottaciggymate' is how you will be greeted when you arrive in Liverpool. In English, it basically means 'do you have a cigerette please'. It is often advisable to hand over a cigerette or 2. You can hire a Liverpudlian to carry bags etc for around 3 to 4 cigerettes aday. They are prone to laziness and are known to thieve if you give them the chance. A great destination for you and your family!